Jonah Hill hosted Saturday Night Live last night with musical guest Bastille and was joined by his The Wolf of Wall Street costar Leonardo DiCaprio. Find Hill’s *titanic* monologue below, along with Bastille’s performances of “Pompeii” and “Oblivion.”
Plus, the officer who arrested Justin Bieber (Kenan Thompson) visited Seth and Cecily at the Update desk to talk about the incident and old friend Olya Povlatsky (Kate McKinnon) dropped by to discuss the Sochi Olympics.
Men’s Figure Skating Cold Open
In light of the anti-gay controversy surrounding the Sochi Olympics, the U.S. committee presents the U.S. Men’s Heterosexual Figure Skating Championships.
Jonah Hill Monologue
Hosting for the third time, Jonah Hill answers audience questions about his Wolf of Wall Street costar Leonardo DiCaprio.
Benihana
Six-year-old Adam Grossman makes some friends while out to dinner with his mother at Benihana.
The Hit
A stakeout gets off track when the gang bangers get distracted by a beautiful snowfall.
Couples Quiz
A game show goes off course when one contestant refuses to admit to clogging the toilet.
Bastille: Pompeii
Musical guest Bastille performs “Pompeii.”
Weekend Update 1-25-14
Catch up on the headlines with Weekend Update anchors Seth Meyers and Cecily Strong, including Justin Bieber’s arrest and the new Oreo flavors
Weekend Update: The Officer Who Arrested Justin Bieber
The Office Who Arrested Justin Bieber in Miami stops by Weekend Update to tell Cecily about his experience
Weekend Update: Olya Povlatsky
Russian village woman Olya Povlatsky stops by the Update desk to discuss the Sochi Olympics.
Spike Jonze Trailer
Spike Jonze presents “Me,” a modern love story.
Boss Dinner
A dinner guest repeatedly embarrasses himself at his boss’ home.
Inside SoCal
Todd and Casey give you the inside scoop on the SoCal lifestyle
Bastille: Oblivion
Musical guest Bastille performs “Oblivion.”
Lamborghini
Two former porn stars promote Lamborghinis, in the hopes that they’ll be sent free ones. Martin Porn-Cese stops by.